As we find our seats on the bus, I'm completely horrified and humiliated as the woman behind me asks if I found my luggage. AAAAGGGGHHHH! Thankfully she doesn't make me feel like a complete heel. I just do that myself in my head. As we’re waiting to leave, who comes stumbling onto the bus? You guessed it…Drunk and Drunker. Now, at the airport in Vancouver I confirmed that they were not staying at the same hotel as us. I am sure they are on the wrong bus. The driver announces at least twice that he will be making ONE stop and that is at the Los Hadas. As Drunk passes by Dave, he suggests to her she is on the wrong bus. She insists she is not. Okay, whatever. On route, she approaches Dave to tell him she thinks we are on the wrong bus. Uh, no honey. We are on the right bus. You are on the wrong one. The point of all this…we arrive at the hotel and later learn that Drunk and Drunker are at the opposite end of Manzanillo from their hotel and the bus ain’t going there. They’ll have to take a cab. I find this hilarious.
At the hotel we decide we aren’t waiting in line to check in. What’s the rush? It’s not like our room is going anywhere. We see Cindy and her entourage in the lobby bar and are invited over. Introductions made, margaritas ordered and we’ve made our new friends. Our vacation is off to a fun and fabulous start!
Eventually we all go to check in. We find out Rhonda and Mike and Cindy and Brent are not only on our floor, but right beside us. Excitement all around! (How old are we?) Kyndra and Jeff are in a whole other part of the hotel. This will not do! We’re telling them they must get their room changed with the urgency of a parent who may have lost their child. They have to be right near us! (Do they even want to be near us?) They get their room changed and we are all happy to be living side by side for the next week. (Like we’d never find each other again!) We hop a taxi to our building. Yes, our hotel has taxis, should we not want to exert too much energy and walk to our room (there are many, many stairs – it’s like Portugal all over again!) These taxis also come in handy should someone (for example Jeffrey!) be too drunk to find the room. We unpack and meet for dinner.
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I am sitting here laughing my ass off at your description of ordering food that first night. Very accurate indeed!!! haha
We were so confused...and drunk...
hmmm, will I be soon reading about
"drunk" and "drunker" aka Ange and Dave in the upcoming adventures of your Mexican holiday???? Alcohol seems to be the theme so far!!!!
Cindy hope you were just confused!
hmmm...some observations:...your missing from the table, your under the table?, your in the bathroom?...your up at the bar?..you and dave are the only ones with a plate of food..you figured out how to order and the rest didn't?..you saved your food for later?..you took it from another table?..you and dave are the only ones with a full drink...your a slow drinker?...you drank everyone elses drink?..your on your fifth drink while the rest are on their first?...you ordered the wrong drink?...dave has a hospital band on?..he was in the hospital before he left?..he forgot to take it off?..its an I.D. bracelet confirming he is 21?..the picture of you together means...everyone left before you?..dave is sober and your not?..its a self poitrait..and what about the guy who has his hand in a hang ten position?...is he the one who reads the gun mag?..and did he really intend to make that jester or was he meaning to point?...who really cares because it looks like your all having a blast...or is that a margarita??
Okay, I'm still weirded out that Jeffrey! Jeffrey! Jeffrey! likes speedos. What does that mean? Exactly? He likes wearing them? Appreciates them in an esoteric minimalist kind of way? He admires competitive swimmers? When we sell one at work, we always try to confirm which pool or beach the new owner will be wearing it at so we can then send out an high-alert-fan-out to people in that area. It is all part of customer service.
Dear Dad...your daughter was not under the table, she was taking the picture!!! And the picture of her and Dave were to show that she was, in fact, there. Not to mention that she couldn't possibly have a picture of everyone else without one of her...who is the centre of attention, after all? :)
Dear Cathy...please put me on the the alert high alert list regarding speedos. And stay tuned for more on the communal speedo.
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